vacation dick

A penis that is of unreasonable size that one could receive during vacation time only. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. It was huge.

boyfriend dick
size queen

by SexyGrandma69 June 16, 2016

big dick

something you don't have

you don't have a big dick.

by Carl Wheezer's Croissant January 11, 2022

Dick

Somthing you'll never get

I wish i had dick

by Urmotherismygina January 5, 2023

Swift Dick

When your being fucked in the ass, and you don't even know it.

Dude hes cheating on you, your getting swift dicked and you dont even know it.

by Ryan89_69 December 29, 2018

mior's dick

smallest dick, below than average

The court held that mior's dick is smaller than pleading margin

by jupppiterrr November 26, 2023

Glenn’s Dick

(Adj.) nonexistent, does not exist

“Remember women’s rights in the 1700s, they were Glenn’s Dick.”

“Has anyone ever seen Glenn’s Dick? Me neither!”

by Jackiechanskryptonite December 13, 2018

Dick Work

Working the dick.

Guy: Thanks for the extra dick work last night! Can I cook you at breakfast?

Girl: So last night I was doing a little dick work...

by LaCockasaurusrex July 6, 2010