punji Ass spike

When one female takes a shit on the males penis and the male procedes to stick his penis in the woman's anus

Man I heard my friend gave his girl a punji ass spike yesterday

by fluffy:3 June 2, 2015

Stars in my ass

Anal herpe count in the crease

Man, the stars in my ass hurt like a bitch

by Kid in my Ass June 3, 2015

skipping hella ass

the perfect way to get all the guys. you put that ass on the ground and bounce on that booty like its a bouncy ball. watching this intricate dance move puts you in a daze, one you can't escape from till the booty bouncing is completed.

skipping hella ass till the day I die

by AssSkipper3000 June 7, 2015

Drunk ass shit

The person who comes already a little drunk and just wants to get mor drunk. They're the loud and clumsiest one.

Example 1:

PERSON1- Kaycee is acting so crazy tonight.
PERSON2- I think she is way to drunk.
KAYCEE- hey guys I'm drunk ass shit.

by MrsPAYNE21 June 12, 2015

Big ass noodle

Originating from no one ever, a big ass noodle is basically a very large piece pasta.

The big ass noodle was obviously a big ass noodle.

by Herps are for real June 16, 2015

ass hoe

Bitch u stank

Bitch u stank I don't want to fuck you at all ass hoe

by bevis9978 June 17, 2015

ass potatoe

Someone who sits on thier ass and does nothing; lazy

Hey John get off the couch and help you ass potatoe

by conspicuous tomatoe June 29, 2015