ass potatoe

Someone who sits on thier ass and does nothing; lazy

Hey John get off the couch and help you ass potatoe

by conspicuous tomatoe June 29, 2015

Ass clown

A person who doesn't use common sense.

did you turn off the water. Stop being an Ass Clown

by Zmon June 29, 2015

packet asses

A bunch of people or (group of people) being a bunch of asswholes

Those guys were being a bunch of packet asses.

by Welchling July 19, 2015

ass

a butt

John came and slapped Kim's ass.

by baby_wontyoucomemyway July 19, 2015

bitch ass nigganess

When yousa bitch, and it prevents you from doing things you would like to do.

You want to ask jamie for her number, but your bitch ass nigganess will not let you.

by SavageBestDoinit July 30, 2015

Ass Fusion

The bonding or fusion of ass hair and underwear after an "accident". This occurs after sitting for a long time and the shit dries like glue. A rare experience, but can be very painful.

I had a bad ass fusion the other day when Delta lost my fucking luggage and I was stuck in the car.

by climber clown August 6, 2015

Ass clown

When a guy draws a clown on his ass and tells his girlfriend to hump it.

Guy, " hey you wanna hump my ass clown?"
Girl, " sure hot shit!!"

by Charlietheunicorn500 August 11, 2015