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That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.
Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
mugGet the Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.mug.

gentle shit

when a guy tries to be a gentleman but is actually a complete asshole.
He was a little gentle shit last night, never texting him back again.
by Kinkypokemon December 11, 2016
mugGet the gentle shitmug.

No Shit

I live on earth.. No shit
by SenPlab March 2, 2024
mugGet the No Shitmug.

Needle Shits Old Fart

An old person between the age of 50 and 75 who doesn't realize what impact their grumpy mood has on the people around them.
For example the scene from A Million Ways to Die in The West, featuring the main characters father sitting in a rocking chair. The father is a Needle Shits Old Fart!
by Dill weed October 3, 2023
mugGet the Needle Shits Old Fartmug.

Shit a brick

When you take your first shit after anal sex
Tom said we should have anal. Imagine the first shit after, I would literally shit a brick.
by Milf33 May 5, 2025
mugGet the Shit a brickmug.

good shit

He giving me that good shit, that make me not quit, that good shit.
by Iady -gaga May 15, 2017
mugGet the good shitmug.

Eating shit

Popular phrase used by bike riders (speciacally moutain) when they go over the handlebars face first and rub against the dirt.
Jeff keeps Eating Shit on this jump
by Huomk September 19, 2020
mugGet the Eating shitmug.

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