Tickle your Skittle

a women masterbating

Chella : Nicole C. What did you end up doing last night .
Nicole: i just tickled my skittle and fell asleep.
Me: ...

Nicole: did you tickle your skittle

by Karolina Bucardo June 11, 2019

Your mom

Literally a response to anything some asks you

Girl 1- Hey what you wanna do after school?

Guy 1- your mom

Guy 2- Whats 2 + 2?

Girl 2- Your mom

by QUEEN! May 2, 2019

whatever fucks your duck

To do whatever you want.

Yeah mate whatever fucks your duck.

by Dukfuker101 January 15, 2017

polish your own pedestal

To engage in excessively narcisisstic/vain speech or behavior.

When you polish your own pedestal, you do a fine job of letting the world know you think you're cooler than you are.

Thomas is normally a humble guy, but after a few drinks he really starts polishing his own pedestal about what a great Scrabble player he is.

by markolai April 7, 2013

Break your Clean

Breaking your clean gives the meaning of getting back into a bad habit. This can include getting back into drugs, self harm, or giving up rehab (mainly self harming again after doing it before after a long time).

“I noticed you were drinking again last night. Did you break your clean?”
-“I did. I might need to go back into rehab to fix it.”

by MercuryQueen August 11, 2020

Give your bestfriend flowers day

December 1- the day you give your best friend flowers to show you appreciate them

Hey, did you get your best friend flowers? Its December 1st! Give your bestfriend flowers day

by Vanessa0809 November 28, 2023

National Date Your Friend Day

National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.

Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.

by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022