holy shit

Holy shit:
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.

1) God sure has some holy shit!
2) Holy shit, I forgot to take toilet paper when I went for a shit.

by XInTheDark September 30, 2019

skinny shit

A turd that is extremely small in diameter (maybe 2-5 cm at most).
Usually happens after eating food with lots of fiber

Savannah took a skinny shit in Derek's mouth after eating three 10-piece nuggets and a large fry at McDonald's the night prior.

by DontDiscussMyMenstruationPlz January 04, 2022

The Purple Shit

Found in 2k21. Only the real know you hurd

Did you see the purple shit?

The purple shit was chasing me around.

The purple shit keeps me out at night.

That purple shot is crazy

by Johnweinersnitchel January 07, 2022

shit stuck up my crack

When ur dookie gets stuck in ur ass and you have to just kinda leave it there

Zhongli

BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK

Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli

by Cookielover9000 October 20, 2021

dar shit

A very dark and daring time to take a shit in a very inappropriate manner

She took that dar shit on the hood of the car while heyr BF was going 70 miles per hour down the highway

by Mikangel June 24, 2023

Just shitting my fello

What I’m doing right now

“Just shitting my fello!”

by Labradoodle 2190 November 04, 2023

shit menu

All the examples or reasons why someone or something is a total piece of shit.

"Why do I think that your football team is a piece of shit? Well, let's look at the shit menu, starting with your Rehab Pussy Rehababack...."

by Sublimesq March 03, 2015