Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

nobu woods

nobu woods is a queens, new york native who is dominican, and his blend of smooth and dark r&b is as real as actual emotion. his music speaks the complexity of love in a sound that grabs you and doesn't release. it's no coincidence his songs are as seductive as his face 🫦🫦😉😉

person one : "i love nobuuuu"
person two : "hes the goat idc"
person one : "nobu woods please perform in your hometown again"

by idkwhattoputmyusernameas February 27, 2025

Black Wood

A small town Full of Criminals ,Drug Dealers And my kind of people they always pick fights and has a wawa in it

I love black wood it’s my kinda of town

by Big Daddy138 November 18, 2019

It's mad wood outside

A term new jersians use when its really hot outside. Specifically People from Princeton.

Yo Jaxon Carter! It's mad wood outside today! Come outside and hoop with me!

by anonymous May 2, 2024

Katie Woods

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A "Katie Woods" is the Michelangelo of insurance agents, carving out coverages so perfect for your needs that you'll weep tears of joy. A legendary in the Treasure Valley, known for making buying insurance so smooth, butter feels a little insecure. A "Katie Woods" agent can quote you faster than your coffee order. If insurance were a dating app, a "Katie Woods" would be a swipe right every time. And she's, like, half ninja. If Idaho had an Olympic team for "Making Insurance Cool," Katie Woods would take home gold. Every. Single. Time.

I got that good-good Katie Woods insurance policy and my rate was better than my grandma’s lasagna.

by Mayhem208 December 31, 2024

dense woods

when the dong is so heavy u cant bring it off the ground

sorry we cant do it, I have dense woods

by Johndub May 10, 2017

morning wood

What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.

Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023