airport wood

LARGE PENIS

David Airport wooded me!

by Fastnfabulous January 1, 2014

Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.

by Harleyquin1319 February 10, 2015

logan woods

Logan woods is a pretty amazing shy sweet guy. You will never be able to explain how you feel about him, to anyone. He probably doesn't know how you feel about him yet, don't be afraid to tell him! He sends mixed messages and isn't ever sure of his feelings. One day he will be wanting to be with you then one day he's with another girl. Logan woods will always want to know where you are and what your doing, he is a very sweet protective guy. He is very easy going and relaxed when it comes to heated situations. DONT BE A BITCH. He wIll act laid back but is still sensitive and will be hurt.

Me: Logan woods is shy but very confident!
Friend: do you know him?
Me: of course I do.
Friend: I cant believe it, he's so amazing.

by Yupyupyupyup February 15, 2015

Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.

Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...

by Fat Ryan Gosling April 2, 2015

Woodsing

It's kind of like hiking, but you only hike for maybe five minutes and then proceed to get drunk and high while lounging in hammocks.

Bro 1: "wanna go hiking dude?"
Bro 2: "na bro lets just go woodsing, I'm hungover as shit and my balls hurt"
Bro 1: "tru"

by shartstain May 6, 2015

bretton wood

The best 'oldies' singer ever

Bretton wood: Now maybe I was jealous talking right outta my head but baby if I wasn't would u take back what u said~I'm still her Breton wood

by MerissamunozahaxD May 14, 2015

gentry wood

A careing and loveing person; always faithful and dependable, romantic,very good in bed

Gentry wood is so awesome

by Lesbian420 May 29, 2015