Dirty Turdy Twat

One who likes it dirty with the turdy in the twat. Usually seen with a posse of dirty turdy whores.

Dirty Turdy Twats are often named Liz.

by Dirty Turdy Whore May 08, 2007

twat waffle

random word with no meaning my friends mom made:P

Candypants you're a darn twat waffle!
Man, Cake eater shut up you're the twat waffle!

by alvinguy June 02, 2010

dick 'n' twat

His and her's.

That's the home of Dick 'n' Twat.

by DougKlast June 09, 2009

twat munch

Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karreoke with a ladies rude mouth piece. Also used as an insult for an obtuse oaf

I really look forward to seeing Isabelle so I can give a frivilous and mighty twat munch.

Darren you complete twat munch, I asked for the Hand Party hours ago!

by Ollie the Hind November 08, 2007

Taber-Twat

Anything that reaks like a Taber. Taber's come from the corn fields of Canada. They live in the villages ( sobrevillas ) of the corn fields. ie. andy, taber, art the fart sobrevilla

Question: damn homie, did you smell that Taber-Twat round here?

Answer: Yeah, it reaks like queef stench!

by numeroso August 06, 2007

twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day

I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good

by Illtwatyourmom November 11, 2022

twatted your mom

An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day

I twatted your mom, sister, brother and nephew. I twatted them good

by Illtwatyourmom November 11, 2022