Getting a Turkey

Having sex three days in a row.

If I keep it up I'll be getting a turkey tonight.

by Kyleness6969 November 20, 2024

Jive turkey

Most offensive word in the human language

We thought Cornelius called Lou a jive turkey but he really called him a cocksucker

by Saviddims November 23, 2021

turkey cam

A tracking camera following a turkey as it’s thrown.

- Bro, try the turkey cam.
- The what?

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Sweet Vagina Turkey

A appt name to describe the Dredge or Greg from the survival horror game Dead by Daylight. It's also a way of expressing shock or surprise like 'oh my!' or 'good gracious!'.

Sweet vagina turkey Daph that was some good looping!

by Motherflubbintechymonster May 22, 2023

Ground turkey in a salad

Ground turkey in a salad is when a man ejaculates in all three holes of his female partner (the mouth, the vagina, and the anus) within a short period of time.

M: "Hey baby, remember that time I came in all three of your holes in under three hours? "
F: "yeah?"
M: "Ground turkey in a salad"

by Mojaz July 20, 2018

to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.

You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!

by Rasus January 31, 2015

Cold Turkey

When you have take a piss or shit but you can't because your not near a bathroom, so you have to hold it, cold turkey...

Kiauna "Dad i needa piss!"

Dad "gonna have to go cold turkey until we get to a gas station."

by BluesmanPete October 11, 2025