by Haai February 27, 2020
by joeldemort January 08, 2014
by Moby_Dicktator November 21, 2010
A position of authority where you have full control of a sofa and who sits on it. Nobody is allowed to sit on the sofa unless they say, "Permission to board, sir?"
"Captain Sofa" originated from a Pickles comic:
Opal: *Sits on the sofa*
Earl: *Clears throat*
Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
Opal: *Sits on the sofa*
Earl: *Clears throat*
Opal: Forget it. I don't care if you ARE Captain Sofa. I'm not saying "Permission to board, sir?" every time I sit down here.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 09, 2022
Captian Enriques : Noun and or Verb;
1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.
2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.
3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.
1: The act of or conducting your everyday routine in a fashion that would only demoralize surrounding individuals and not make positive progress of ones work day.
2: To completley take an Idea and transform it into a complete and utter disaster of that ideas first orinigal thought.
3: To be a complete Fuck-Nut, and devastantingly stupid while still being in charge of a large amount of individuals.
Hey Trevor!?
Yea?
The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.
Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.
Thanks Trevor.
Yea?
The other day when you were in charge of us, you totally pulled a Captain Enriques.
Oh shit! Sorry.... Ill go fucking kill myself now.
Thanks Trevor.
by Mr.Smilestomuch February 28, 2013
Captain Ioway can save the world with he help of his pig, Blue Boy, and hius sidekick, Korn Kid. He is the greatest superhero that ever lived. He is from Ioway. When he is not saving the world, he enjoys spending time with the Frake family and adding sugar to his wife's mincemeat.
by statefair December 27, 2011
When your partner closes an eye and you take a dump on said eye leaving your partner with a Captain Ron eye patch circa 1980s.
I felt like I could take on the Kreaken while riding Johnny Depp's back after my old lady gave me that stunning Captain Ron!
by ArgggMatey July 15, 2016