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Choker captain

Choker captain is none other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always covers them with batting stats,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as a captain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 captaincy for rcb but couldn't win a single trophy,as rcb rarely qualify for playoffs he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain
by CHOKERKOHLI loyal fan November 23, 2020
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captain kiwi

a loud ass kid that screams alot
Damn that's a captain kiwi they don't shut the fuck up
by UNSTOPPABLEAWESOMEGAMER October 21, 2020
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Captain's hook

The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!
by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013
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the Captain Ahab

When one licks the stump of an amputee. See also Harpooning the White Whale.
He took the prosthetic of my stumb and then gave me the Captain Ahab!
by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010
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Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around
Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex
by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016
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Captain Custom

He has small peepee and wants to fuck himself but hes too small pp
Bro my pp is a Captain Custom right now
by HyPerEZ October 20, 2020
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Captain behind

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.
Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around
by Merkp June 7, 2018
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