shit bandit

when you take a killer dump in one toilet and then quickly move to another toilet to wipe, leaving your dump uncovered and in all its glory for the next person

Damnit, who's the shit bandit?

by ohherrohans December 15, 2009

shit slinging

1. To insult someone savagely, to proverbially 'throw shit' at them.
2. A common curse.
3. The act of using a slingshot to propel shit at people.

1.
A: You're an asshole.
B: What? You're the asshole.
C: Hey, stop the shit slinging.

2. After walking onto a rake, hence causing it to rise in your face: shit slinging rake!

3. After slingshotting shit at someone:
A: Look, I got him.
B: Good shit slinging, Mr Jobs.

by Philip the person December 28, 2008

Crocodile Shit

A type of shit that when taken correctly while slide perfectly into the toilet water with no splash or sound, similar to a crocodile stealth-fully sliding into a river from the bank . For this to happen the turd in question must be long enough to reach the water from your ass.

Mary: "why are you so happy?"
John: "Just took a crocodile shit, no splash at all"
Alex: "Dude those are the best!"
*high fives John*
Alex: "I took one the other day that must have been over a foot-long!"
Mary: *dry heaves*

dump crap shit drop a log defecate

by Doctor.R November 17, 2010

shit corn

The pieces of corn left in your shit after you take a dump.

Dude1: I just took a shit... and theres corn floating in it.
Dude2: That's shit corn man...

by Brenden H January 6, 2008

Own that shit

To embrace or accept as fact. To show pride or intent in; thereby taking the sting out of being accused of being or doing something considered unfavorable.

Bro, dont let her make you feel bad for cummimg too quickly. You gotta own that shit.

by HellGod1999 September 14, 2017

Gay as shit

When you are extremely gay. You are so gay it's in another level

Bryce is gay as shit.

by Thegoat17 December 14, 2016

shit heel

Slang for an idiot, a despicable person.

Shut it, you shit heel!

by kakihara June 11, 2006