<.7.9.7.6.>If a Person Wants A surprise Reveal, I Will Show Them Something<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>If a Person Wants A surprise Reveal, I Will Show Them Something<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>If a Person Wants A surprise Reveal, I Will Show Them Something<.7.9.7.6>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 29, 2025

Panty Surprise

The opposite of a "Dick Pic". When a woman sends unsolicited lewd pictures without warning.

When a woman sends scandalous pictures

"Brandi caught me off guard with her Panty Surprise in the middle of my work meeting! "

by Noxim19 December 19, 2024

No milk and no surprises

A bowl of cereal of cereal where instead of using milk, you use beer. Typically consumed by Radiohead listeners.

Bro let me down so I made him do No milk and no surprises

by Incel69 June 19, 2022

skattake surprise

Shitting diarrhea (skat) on your partner while performing coitus in the doggy style position. When they backup to witness and wipe the horror off them, you kick them in the groin and complete your defecation on them while they lay in the fetal position. Surprise!

That bitch DRB pulled a skattake surprise on her cheatin' man! Heard the dude had to change the carpet after that!

by LRockDub20 June 29, 2021

Surprise Blunderbuss

When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.

Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes

by Cave man101 December 13, 2019

surprise boobies

when you grab the boobies and expect them to be in a bra, but are not.

I grabbed her boobies and realized they were surprise boobies.

by pseudoDerek January 29, 2022

blown surprise

A bar trick usually performed by a female server or bar tender on a patron that has closed their tab and hung around to bullshit with their friends. At this point, the server/bar tender re-engages with the non-tipper to tell them the legend of if you blow on one’s asshole, one is unable to shit. With that, the patron calls shenanigans and asks the server/bar tender to prove it. Without hesitation, the server has the cheap bastard lie on their back on the bar/a table/the floor, pulls down her pants to expose her balloon knot, then has the scumbag blow a sweet breeze. Upon the wind hitting the chocolate star, she releases an extrusion of warm soft-served shitty logs onto the mother fucker’s face.

Yo, the other night I hung out with a buddy at the Watering Hole and he brought his dumbass coworker with him. That mother fucker bought over $100 of booze and didn’t tip the bar tender. He then hung around like Epstein in a jail cell. Eventually the bar tender told him THE legend and as expected, he didn’t believe it and asked her to prove it. So, she gave him the blown surprise and released Thursdays meatloaf all over his face. It was epic!

by Bobby the Bug Man October 5, 2020