Brandon is so chill
by bdanisgoated March 3, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. by daddy brandon' June 27, 2019
Get the brandon'mug. Brandon is a outgoing person who plays a lot of Fortnite most of his days but blames lag and friends for his own death and mishap. Very goofball like. Brandon is also a pro-queer LGBQT advocate. He also looks a like a oompa loompa on a bad day. Watches a lot of anime and drinks really fruity adult beverages.
“Sending is ascending”
“Sending is ascending”
by Oswald Jeffries September 17, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
by BeRandom April 23, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick
by Harambe42069 October 9, 2017
Get the brandon elimug. by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. 