Matt Fact

Information or statistics that have not been researched and are told convincingly to seem believable. Similar to "Fake News", but it originates from the saying "as a matter of fact" which was short handed to "Matt Facts"

"Most people order a half cow or pig throughout the year."
"Those are definitely Matt Facts."

by BBJY February 25, 2024

Mattes

Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.

Friends: oh! You see mattes over there, he is really nice and handsome, some people say that he shares his girls with his friends.

by Petermavai November 24, 2021

Matt

An amazing sexy person who loves to be around his friends

Wow he’s such a Matt

by XXXXXXXXXXXZZZZZZZZZZZ September 12, 2020

Matt

Drug addict mostly smokes pot and leaves his weed next to his keyboard on his desk.

You see that druggy over there that's matt

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Matt Hutchison

A redneck farmer in lincoln university pa

You are a Matt Hutchison

by Matt Hutchison May 29, 2018

Matt King

Noun The world’s coolest person. Born in Newfound Land, California. Has 2 master degrees. And is the nicest and funniest person ever!

Matt King is cool

by CloudyC1 September 16, 2019

matt chauncey

Matt chauncey will whoop your ass and then beat your old lady's ss and it dont matter that she's a girl.

What happened to her matt chauncey beat her ass then beat the shit outta her old man.

by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020