Person 1: I do say, I do say that I am flabbergasted, FLABBERGASTED, that you will not shove this 8 inch dildo up my ass. In all my years in this relationship, I have never seen such a blatant example of self-serving grandstanding.
Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.
Person 1: Hmmm.
Person 2: Quit being a Graham cracker and take this 12 inch one.
Person 1: Hmmm.
by Writing Hard March 24, 2022
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by Blackjoker63 March 01, 2018
a substitution to using derogatory words like "wigger";
a clear, pasty, pink or pale person that has adopted and/or imitates and/or mimics personality traits, or accents, speaking patterns or dialects of continental U.S. brown people.
FYI (aka black people; specifically referred to as African American. (Needless to mention i've never seen an actual "black" person in real life or on tv. And clearly many may resemble Africans and inherited African characteristics and features were born in the U.S. as Americans and have never been to Africa and not considered or accepted as Africans by the native Africans. And don't any have any more ties to the continent, culture or people as any other indigenous Americans regardless of race, color, or creed)
Double meaning/definition:
A ethnic or person of color who is "whitewashed" or expresses himself, or experiences racial dysphoria of being white. AKA "Uncle Tom"
a clear, pasty, pink or pale person that has adopted and/or imitates and/or mimics personality traits, or accents, speaking patterns or dialects of continental U.S. brown people.
FYI (aka black people; specifically referred to as African American. (Needless to mention i've never seen an actual "black" person in real life or on tv. And clearly many may resemble Africans and inherited African characteristics and features were born in the U.S. as Americans and have never been to Africa and not considered or accepted as Africans by the native Africans. And don't any have any more ties to the continent, culture or people as any other indigenous Americans regardless of race, color, or creed)
Double meaning/definition:
A ethnic or person of color who is "whitewashed" or expresses himself, or experiences racial dysphoria of being white. AKA "Uncle Tom"
Be proud of your heritage. It's ok to appreciate other cultures. And it's ok to hang out with people of different ethnicities. That's the beauty that beauty that makes the world go around. But you're r trying too hard to be noticed. I agree. Who cares what other people think or say? I'm just telling you because there is an elephant in the room. I think people should mind their own business and let people live their lives how they want minus the judgement. But ignorant people are calling you a graham cracker. The assholes of your kind say that you are just a brown cracker / black but you're still a cracker. It's just a more subtle tactic of people with racial tendencies, fuck em, i know. I just wasn't going to be a part of something everybody knew but you.
by BCakez March 16, 2022
When 3 or more guys stand around a cracker jacking off, the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it.
by GummyHell November 07, 2017
Saltine crackers topped with a spread of pre-chewed saltine crackers. A popular snack and Kelly's sleepovers.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
To make Kelly Crackers:
1. Chew up some saltines
2. Use your tongue to spread the chewed saltine onto a still-in-tact saltine
3. Serve this to your party guests - don't tell them what the spread is unless they specifically ask.
by christasaurusrex May 15, 2019
An annoying, stereotypical white female. A white female who typically likes country music, or listens to Taylor swift. They usually would do these annoying things like (yap), which means talking a lot, especially very loud. Another thing they would do is be loud, and eat the popular snack franchise Takis, Hot Cheetos, Hot Fries, or any other hot food with spices. Usually, they would most of the time drink a latte from popular fast food restaurant "Starbucks". They would usually drink this, but that would be a backup drink most of the time. Most of the time, they would drink these water cups called (Stanley Cups). Stanley Cups are another metal bottle drink like any other brand would, because the government and F.D.A doesn't have anything else better to do.
To spot a cracker girl, they usually have the height around of 4'9 - 5'1. They have blonde hair, or dirty blonde hair. Sometimes can be red headed but that's a rare chance. They can either blue or brown eyes. They always wear bright, blue denim, ripped jeans. They'll usually most of the time drop their loud metal Stanley Cups, or communicating to other cracker girls. You would usually see them with always the latest IPhone model for no reason. Usually, their social romantic partner would be described as either tall usually around 6'3-6'9, they would have either dirty blonde hair or is brunette. Their hair is usually any type of taper, most of the time a middle taper with a fade. Usually rude, doesn't have a future, vapes"
To spot a cracker girl, they usually have the height around of 4'9 - 5'1. They have blonde hair, or dirty blonde hair. Sometimes can be red headed but that's a rare chance. They can either blue or brown eyes. They always wear bright, blue denim, ripped jeans. They'll usually most of the time drop their loud metal Stanley Cups, or communicating to other cracker girls. You would usually see them with always the latest IPhone model for no reason. Usually, their social romantic partner would be described as either tall usually around 6'3-6'9, they would have either dirty blonde hair or is brunette. Their hair is usually any type of taper, most of the time a middle taper with a fade. Usually rude, doesn't have a future, vapes"
by Im/Not/Urban December 01, 2024