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You're my sexy juice taco! 

Expression of your love for someone you are sexually attracted to and whom you are with when you don't think you have much longer to live, especially in the face of what appears to be inevitable calamity.

From the Russia Today YouTube video "Tsunami Climbing: Incredible video of ship heading into wave in Japan"
"You're my sexy juice taco!" Mark exclaimed to Helen after one of the engines fell off from the 747 jumbo jet.

lovestruck sexual attraction disaster sexy biatch
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Stormy Taco

All pussy problems that negate having sex with a woman.
1. Being on your period
2. Having a yeast infection
3. Bacterial Vaginosis
4. Trichomoniasis
5. Herpes/HSV2
6. Crabs
7. Chlamydia
8. Gonorrhea

9. HIV/ AIDs
10. Or just a good old case of ugly pussy.

"Hey man, did you hit that last night?"
"Nah bro, that bitch had a fucking Stormy Taco!!!!"
Stormy Taco by Oracular11 January 3, 2015

secret taco 

Not to be confused with Secret Uncle (also a fun time), Secret Taco is a game where a group of people blindfold themselves and compete to try to find the taco that is hidden in the room. Whoever finds the taco gets to eat it while everyone else has to watch. You know, like one of those "to the victor goes the spoils" type situations.

Originated in Richmond, VA in the Spring of 2009. **Note - For added fun you can add a microphone so that whoever finds the taco can eat it in front of the microphone.

Due to its competitive nature, it is recommended that knives not be permitted in the playing field.
Hey that cute new girl is really into you. You should see if she wants to come over later and play Secret Taco.
secret taco by Asparaguest February 23, 2017

glossy taco 

Slang used in the nail art world meaning "glossy top coat", because of the similarity in the pronunciation of the two phrases. The phrase was coined and made popular by famous nail 'artist' Cristine Rotenberg (Simply Nailogical) after she created, climbed and conquered Polish Mountain.
Add a nice thick coat of glossy taco then let that dry because we're gonna add nail vinyls next!
glossy taco by jonesie2476 July 30, 2017
Word of the Day on May 27, 2024

duck yo taco 

A term used mainly in Chicago, means to duck your head, while someone is shooting at you.
"U beta duck yo taco before I put one in yo ass"
duck yo taco by LukasRTH March 30, 2018

knock the beef out your taco 

don't mess with me or ill knock the beef out your taco....