soup wizard

Someone who is completely worthless and is still a virgin. He also is avoided by everyone and has no friends.

"Hey, you see Daniel over there. I hear he is a Soup Wizard. We should stay away from him.

by Wizard Killer November 7, 2015

Chicken Noodle Soup

A code word for kissing on a date.
Most commonly used over the phone.

Walter: "dude say chicken noodle soup if you made out with her."
Jose: "mmm yeah i love chicken noodle soup. we should make some later."

by Shmelena September 8, 2007

Plate of Soup

Hot Mess!

I got really high, I was a plate of soup

by SexyMaaanGunShow February 26, 2022

Soup coolers

Fat big sexy lips that can suck long dick

Damn she got soup coolers

by Facts 999 January 24, 2020

bachelor's cuppa soup

When one projectile vomits into a vagina then proceeds to eat the contents. Always resulting in the girl leaving you immediatly on your own again.

Dave- I took Janet back to mine for a bachelor's cuppa soup last night.

Pete- On yer own again now then?

Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.

by gimpshoe May 6, 2018

soup

Literally anything can be soup... Except stew

A: "Coffee is just bean soup"
B: "yup, makes sense"

A: "pizza is just hard soup with dough"
B: "so true"

A: "a wall is just concrete soup with bricks
B: "of course, everything is soup"

A: "stew is honestly just soup"
B: "no you idiot, there is a defined difference between soup and stew"

by jorrit200 March 24, 2022

brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup

by Sexydimma June 21, 2012