salty doughnut

A person's asshole after they take a bath with added bath salts

My girlfriend took a bath with some lavender bath salts and I decided to get a taste of that salty doughnut after she was done

by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020

Salty enchilada

When a man pulls his penis out of a vagina after intercourse, and the woman pours salt onto the sticky penis.

I think I pissed my wife off because last night she gave me a salty enchilada

by DollyMamaOK August 11, 2023

Salty

Fit and sexy

That girl is salty

by Roffers December 21, 2016

salty beef

When a big dude is salty AF and only knows how to respond in insults and sarcasm.

Jim got fired and Dan is just salty beef now.

by kalisco April 19, 2018

The Rhode Island Salty Pickle

When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.

Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”

by TheFloorIsALie April 12, 2024

Salty Pete

A guy that talks about jobz all day but drives like Ms. Dasey

"I said E Pier not B Pier, stop being a salty Pete"

"Way to go leaving that compartment door open. You salty Pete today?"

by Denda June 30, 2022

Salty

A term in the military, particularly the United States Marine Corps that generally describes a Marine who gives ZERO shits about anything and/or close to ending their military service.

Boot Cpl: Hey Lcpl Shmuck, Ssgt needs you for a working party.

Salty Lcpl: Fuck you, go do it yourself you POG ass boot.

Boot Corporal: Aye Aye Lcpl.

Salty Lcpl: "Puts on shades and drives off into distance"

by Beyond_Solace108 March 25, 2017