(noun): Those minivans, suburbans and any other SUV you see flying down the road at the speed of light. Most commonly driven by half-crazed, stressed out soccer moms/ dads driving kids to ten million more places than they should. Soccer practice. Gymnastics. Tea parties.
Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.
Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Watch out, shit gets real when mom has to take her eyes off the road to pass back juice boxes for the kiddies.
Can also be driven by teenagers who inherit the family minivan, and convince themselves that yes, their minivans can drag race as well as a Camaro.
Random driver: Hey dude, did you just see that momma rocket?
Passenger: No man, what was it?
Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!
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Passenger: No man, what was it?
Random driver: #@$#()%*)! Some crazy person busting wheelies in his minivan at triple the speed limit. Didn't know those things did that!
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by jjbeanbag January 21, 2012
A mechanic from Fortnite seasons, where a player shoots a rocket, and other player will jump into it, ridding the rocket and moving at high speed by the manp.
Shall not be confused with Rocket Jumping, a mechanic involving rockets for movement, but from TF2
Shall not be confused with Rocket Jumping, a mechanic involving rockets for movement, but from TF2
by Yo_Mama_XIIV July 13, 2023
A sloppy rocket is phrase used to refer to the resulting bowel movement of drinking several cups of vegetable oil in a day.
Person 1: Vegetable oil. Won't hurt you to drink several cups a day. Good luck actually accomplishing that however.
Person 2: do your poops shoot out like rockets?
Person 3: Sloppy rockets.
Person 2: do your poops shoot out like rockets?
Person 3: Sloppy rockets.
by maxrennexcarnate March 14, 2010
A really fast street car, of the oldsmobile family of fine cars. Usually a Cutlass with a "Rocket" engine.
by Trucker Jeff March 10, 2019
An Iraqi rocket launcher is when you cum in your hand then load up and chuck that shit out of at least a 2nd story window down on a public road/street hoping to hit someone.
by Big Wienie June 12, 2024
like the creampie, only some one ejaculates into the anus. The receiver then squeezes as if they were about to take a massive dump, ultimately shooting cum out their ass like a rocketship exiting atmosphere.
by mustilini December 19, 2018
by Quorothon May 06, 2022