Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.

Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.

by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020

stale queef

A backed up p**** fart, that b**** needs a douching,

"Stale queef" now that there is a stale p**** fart it could use a good douching right there, holy p**** fart, hey ledouche,

by Stale Queef November 19, 2020

Penal Queef

When a man has a moist queef out of his dick.

“She was giving me brain and i had a penal queef in her mouth. She said it tasted like Feta Cheese

by Numerical Wizard December 7, 2020

Regurgitated Queef

When a girl queefs in your mouth while your eating her out and her queef makes you throw up in her vagina.

“I gave her a regurgitated queef yesterday”

by Famalishis December 20, 2020

Stank queef

A stanky queef someone did. awww shit that smells nigggggaaa

Holy shit sally damn that was a fuckin stank queef

by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 5, 2021

Sandy queef

Sex on the beach

Do you wanna sandy queef

by anonymous February 26, 2021

Scousers queef

Scousers queef

The scousers queef smell stayed in my clothing

by Tedbundy666 March 15, 2021