1.This highly diffucult manuever to master is performed when one is having anal sex with his partner. When your about to cum you pull out and spti on her back so she thinks you came on her. Then when she turns around you bust in her eye, kick her in the shin, then punch her in the kidney making her go "arghh" with one eye closed a hand on her hip all the while bouncing on one leg.
2.Destroy Ninjas.
2.Destroy Ninjas.
Chris:Dude, I heard Mel got the pirate last night...What the hell was Matt thinking?
Eddie:I know, she cant even sit right.
Chris:5 bucks says shes pissin blood.
Eddie:I know, she cant even sit right.
Chris:5 bucks says shes pissin blood.
by Sir Bagguwell January 26, 2007
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Get the pirate ninja mug.Studying with one eye due to an injury to your other eye. Commonly occurs when you get an unexpected eye injury the night before an exam or test, so you have no choice but to study. The injury can come from sports or, if you are a girl or a gay male, from getting a cumshot right in ur eye when trying to loosen up ur special someone before the test u both have.
Natalie: How did you write your exam after that soccer injury last night?
André: Oh, I was just pirate studying last night so that I'd be ready.
André: Oh, I was just pirate studying last night so that I'd be ready.
by The Great Frenchy June 26, 2010
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My girlfriend got a little out of hand last night and gave me the pirate ship. My face still stinks like Spanish ham.
by leede March 6, 2015
Get the Pirate Ship mug.1• A person who once sailed in ships on a quest to pillage and plunder other ships and/or countries for food and wealth.
2• A modern career that consists of hijacking yachts and firing AK-47s and RPGs around Somali waters.
3• A lifestyle that, despite the risk of death and contacting scurvy and other ailments, is popuarly endorsed by Disney and small children.
4• The holy missionaries of the Pastafarian faith.
5•The jackass that's going to copy and paste this definition without my permission.
2• A modern career that consists of hijacking yachts and firing AK-47s and RPGs around Somali waters.
3• A lifestyle that, despite the risk of death and contacting scurvy and other ailments, is popuarly endorsed by Disney and small children.
4• The holy missionaries of the Pastafarian faith.
5•The jackass that's going to copy and paste this definition without my permission.
1• Blackbeard was a very famous pirate that enjoyed a wonderful live on the waters while sinking ships.
2• Modern pirates, not needing traditional pirate gear, prove that they can be equally badass as their ancestors as long as they have some military-grade weapons, but not as badass as the US Navy.
3• Disney's "Peter Pan" demonstrates that piratery can be fun despite every logical thought that would suggest otherwise.
4• The holy Pirate, Pete, dedicated his whole life to feeding the poor, building schools, and lowering the cost of cable. RAmen.
5• Don't you fucking do it. I know what you're thinking, you smitefull prick.
2• Modern pirates, not needing traditional pirate gear, prove that they can be equally badass as their ancestors as long as they have some military-grade weapons, but not as badass as the US Navy.
3• Disney's "Peter Pan" demonstrates that piratery can be fun despite every logical thought that would suggest otherwise.
4• The holy Pirate, Pete, dedicated his whole life to feeding the poor, building schools, and lowering the cost of cable. RAmen.
5• Don't you fucking do it. I know what you're thinking, you smitefull prick.
by pag0 April 12, 2015
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