girlfriends phone died

she’s cheating on you, bro :(

“my girlfriends phone died at a party last night, she didn’t respond all night”

by poopydoopy12 September 2, 2021

shake your phone

Engaging a search engine on one’s phone to find information.

Hey, can you shake your phone to get movies times?

by Anew_ March 18, 2019

Tweeker Phone

Speaker Phone but the person who is using it without your consent because they're Tweak.

"Hey man what you got me on Tweeker Phone for?" You need to validate our conversation through third party mfs without telling me then you a gd Tweak my man!"

by Junkfinder33 August 13, 2021

if-phonely

What you say to someone who has a smartphone when they ask you a question you likely don't know the answer to, when they could easily look it up on or ask their smartphone.

Ulrich: When was Dungeons & Dragons first played?
Caelynn: If-phonely...

by Hot Glass Gal January 16, 2015

I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.

Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.

by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015

New-Phone Theory

When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.

No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!

by Djay_man July 7, 2021

Samsung phone

pile of horseshit that have shitty cameras. Shit battery.

Friend:Samsung phones are better then iPhone

Me: kill yourself

by Samsung’s…dogshit July 16, 2021