White pee pee cream 

When you stroke your sketti noodle so hard that white sticky pee pee cream shoots out like a volcano

“Dude did you see my white pee pee cream land on that bitch”
My white pee pee cream has cancer”
“I put white pee pee cream on a butt plug”

White pee pee cream by The top nigga September 26, 2023

Mexican soccer pee

When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.

Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.

Mexican soccer pee by Accio Wine September 22, 2016

This is so pee pee 

amazing, fantastic,

Dad: I got you 10000 vbucks!

Me: This is so pee pee!

This is so pee pee by Beter47 September 1, 2019

This is so pee pee 

amazing, fantastic, great,

Dad: I got you vbucks!
Me: This is so pee pee!

This is so pee pee by Beter47 September 3, 2019

funny mud pee 

Chinglish, offensive slang.

It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Mostly used when you are contradicting some misleading or fake information about yourself.

Funny mud pee! None of these are real!

funny mud pee by vavavo March 26, 2020

don’t pee january 

a month where you don’t pee

oh man i can’t pee because it is in fact don’t pee january

don’t pee january by anikanISblack December 2, 2020

Funny Mud Pee 

A vulgar word that derives from Chinese swearing words. The word involves the maternal biological parents of the one being scolded and human excrement (as well as fart).

"Hey, did you cheat on the exam?"

"Funny Mud Pee."

Funny Mud Pee by shrimmmmmmmp November 3, 2022