National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day

Piss all over your friend who is 5’7 on October 23rd.

National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day :
Friend: “it’s October 23rd, you know what that means”
Friend 2: “No.. I won’t let you..”
*sprays and prays*

National Pee on Your 5’7 Friend Day by Google Calendar October 18, 2021

Crosswind pee 

When you have to align your penis a little offset of the toilet so that your pee stream actually hits inside the toilet bowl.

"Man, i really had to crosswind pee that one."

Crosswind pee by Itznoone June 6, 2023

White pee pee cream 

When you stroke your sketti noodle so hard that white sticky pee pee cream shoots out like a volcano

“Dude did you see my white pee pee cream land on that bitch”
My white pee pee cream has cancer”
“I put white pee pee cream on a butt plug”

White pee pee cream by The top nigga September 26, 2023

Mexican soccer pee

When you lie on your side and discreetly pee out the leg of your shorts on to the ground.

Man, I was so drunk last night I had to take a Mexican soccer pee because I couldn't get up.

Mexican soccer pee by Accio Wine September 22, 2016

This is so pee pee 

amazing, fantastic,

Dad: I got you 10000 vbucks!

Me: This is so pee pee!

This is so pee pee by Beter47 September 1, 2019

This is so pee pee 

amazing, fantastic, great,

Dad: I got you vbucks!
Me: This is so pee pee!

This is so pee pee by Beter47 September 3, 2019

funny mud pee 

Chinglish, offensive slang.

It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Mostly used when you are contradicting some misleading or fake information about yourself.

Funny mud pee! None of these are real!

funny mud pee by vavavo March 26, 2020