fitness gram pacer test 

that one test that your very evil gym teachers gives you that every single human hates, will probably make you (almost) pass out if youre trying youre best and youre just an unhealthy noodle

goes like:
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Gym Teacher: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test is tomorrow, get ready
Every student: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

fitness gram pacer test by jayden.exe November 30, 2018

Political Paparazzi 

The transformation of the media from journalism to sensationalism as the news has gone from a service to a business...

The cable news networks at one time has some sort of sense of journalistic integrity... now they're just Political Paparazzi trying to play King Maker...

Political Paparazzi by Jared L. Ohlinger March 31, 2008

paperview 

The misspelling of the term pay-per-view.
Or maybe that's what our paper overlords want you to think.

Jimmy: "I can't pay for premium cable, so we'll have to deal with pay-per-view..."
Matt: "Paperview? Already?! Technology has come too far! We're all being watched! My notebook isn't going to kill me in my sleep if I can help it!"
Jimmy: "Dude."
Matt: "What?!"
Jimmy: "Dude. Pay, per view. Pay for each view? The payment system on TV!"
Matt: "Oh. ..Sooo, no paper rebellion?"
Jimmy: "Nope, not today anyway."
Matt: "Oh."

paperview by Penumant February 15, 2017

paperwork 

Court documents revealing what a prisoner's charges, criminal history, downward departures, etc. are. This is used to determine whether a person is a snitch, child molestor, or other kind of person considered undesirable by other prisoners. The Presentence Investigation Report is the gold standard of paperwork, because it tells everything that the probation officer was able to dig up about the prisoner's life, and details any assistance he may have rendered to the government; but prisoners are often forbidden to have it in their possession for that exact reason. At higher security prisons, people are often expected to show their paperwork within a certain period of time (e.g. a week or a month) or they'll be checked in to protective custody by their fellow prisoners.

"Lemme see your paperwork."

paperwork by Tochterlieber March 19, 2014

Paparbrizzi

paparbrizzi n. (pa par brit' zee)
Paparazzi dedicated to following Pop star Britney Spears 24/7. Celebrity photographers who choose to focus only on Britney Spears, knowing they will have daily shots of Britney that are at least internet postable, and likely saleable. Paparazzi who latch on to Britney Spears as the "low hanging fruit" of paparazzi celebrity subjects.
Rookie paparazzi's who latch onto the top paparazzi subject.

After her release from the hospital, Britney Spears was surrounded by the constant flood of "paparbrizzi".

The photographer became a "paparbrizzi" due to the frequency of Britney sightings, and the potential for profit.

Britney Spears sometimes seems to enjoy the "paparbrizzi"

Paparbrizzi by Viva Vic Vegas February 11, 2008

Fitnessgram pacer test 

The fitnessgram pacer test.......is really stupid and embarrassing

*walks in to gym* *hears fitnessgram pacer test* *turns around and leaves*

Fitnessgram pacer test by sexy.can.i August 25, 2017

papergurl 

Awesome. Great. Lit. Superb. Beautiful
papergurl is a girl who is awesome and incredible, always smiling and would always help you in your time of need. she is always there for you and would always stand up for you. she minds her business and tries to always get things done. she is intellectual, fun and pretty.

Papergurl is a lady who is amazing.

awesome great lit superb beautiful unique incredible intellectual

papergurl by utopia April 2, 2017