Skip to main content

Dick Click

When you are web surfing with your penis instead of your brain. You are surfing the net and you click on ads, videos, or pictures because of a suggestive and/or scantily clad thumbnail, even though your brain knows it's probably spam and may or may not lead to more pictures/videos of an erotic nature.
That facebook game looked so bad, but I totally dick clicked it because of the hot chick with the massive cleavage.

I knew the video would suck and the thumbnail of the girl's round ass was a total tease, but I dick clicked it anyways.
by bluelaughter December 5, 2013
mugGet the Dick Click mug.

Specific Dick

The non-dimensionalized size of one's dick in comparison to the dick of B.Fush. One can obtain one's specific dick by the following formula:

S.D. = Your dick's erect volume / B.Fush's erect dick volume

Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:

Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness

Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:

Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic

The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:

S.D <1

Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always
Man, I once heard this guy say he had a Specific Dick of .963. I believed him when I saw him standing on three "legs."
by db97 March 31, 2010
mugGet the Specific Dick mug.

dick plunging

When you are getting head and grab her ponytail with both hands and pull it up and down as if you were plunging a toilet
I was getting road head and ended up dick plunging my girlfriend.
by PAYNT May 16, 2016
mugGet the dick plunging mug.

shirt dick

The happy coincidence of accidentally leaving your pants fly open, and the corner of your shirt poking out of your fly in such a way so as to form a shirt dick that may be mistaken for your very own penis. A largely unfortunate and unintentional occurrence. Worse when wearing skin tone coloured shirts.
I was in such a hurry this morning that I forgot to do up my fly. To add insult to injury, after a morning of travelling on public transport and polite conversation with customers, I looked down to discover not only my open fly, but that I was also sporting a rather impressive shirt dick.
by benaud September 2, 2013
mugGet the shirt dick mug.

dick drought

its like a dry spell but it only applys to the lack of a penis in one´s life.
I don´t know how long I can continue in this dick drought, I´m thisty.
by CommodoreD May 25, 2009
mugGet the dick drought mug.

dick paper

The tissue or toilet paper that sticks to your cock after wiping of the post-sex-cum.
Guy: Honey pass me the tissues...wipe.
Girl: Ooooh, you have dick paper!!!
by SFJH August 30, 2007
mugGet the dick paper mug.

Dogfish Dick

the male sexual disorder often characterized by the inability to ejaculate due to the excessive consumption of Dogfish Head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.
After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.
by Sister Wives January 17, 2013
mugGet the Dogfish Dick mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email