Immaculate Wood

When you have that morning wood that is just so majestic and rigid.

Dude, I had some major immaculate wood this morning. One thing let to another, and, y'know...

by Fat Ryan Gosling April 2, 2015

bretton wood

The best 'oldies' singer ever

Bretton wood: Now maybe I was jealous talking right outta my head but baby if I wasn't would u take back what u said~I'm still her Breton wood

by MerissamunozahaxD May 14, 2015

gentry wood

A careing and loveing person; always faithful and dependable, romantic,very good in bed

Gentry wood is so awesome

by Lesbian420 May 29, 2015

Isabelle Wood

A stunning and pretty girl normally seen around her two best friends and has a boyfriend named Jhodi a perfect couple hates jacks and dans wish they weren't here used to be with Ashley's but that dream ended

Wow look that that Isabelle wood she's so cute

Irk but she's mine!

by Lee Mulley June 26, 2016

Real wood

A penis.

Sally is stressed out and needs real wood.

Sally is excited to ride the real wood.

by Chikaflakapat July 13, 2016

Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood

Yo this nigga Marcus deadass just split the wood

by Splithewood December 2, 2016

Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.

by HardHoof November 1, 2015