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Skibiti Toilet Day

A day to worship our lord and master, Skibiti Toilet. This is a day of gooning and edging, as-well as mewing and mogging.
Person 1: “I have so much work and have no time to goon!”
Person 2: “Thanks to Skibiti Toilet Day, you can edge your chode for as long as you want!”
Person 1: “Even in school?”
Person 2: “Yes!!”
by Micheal edger April 5, 2024
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Toilet Chan

A sentient toilet that simps for Hitler and consumes his diarrhoea.
Oh boy gotta do a poo poo for Toilet Chan
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Toilet sunset

When the log has gone behind the bowel but its not flushed so it turns the water in a dark reddish brown so when you look down in the bowl it looks like a sunset.
Oh my word, who didn't flush, looks like a toilet sunset now.
by GhostriderTC March 31, 2023
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Skibidi toilet

@#!#@?!
My autistic kid loves watching skibidi toilet
by Giampiero February 7, 2024
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Toilet eruption august

After no poop July, there is a lot of shit left in your intestines, so your goal during august is to shit out all the leftover shit from July. You need to make it last until September.
I fucking failed toilet eruption august!
by lil’ toilet meat August 11, 2023
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Toilet Paper

Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.
Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"

Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."
by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020
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Toilet Paper

Post-apoclyptic currency.
"Every grocery store in my state has out of toilet paper since the coronavirus outbreak! It is a rare and scarce substance now!"
by thedud3withaphone March 18, 2020
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