Beating my meat

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.

I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.

by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018

beat the lord jesus

Rural Irish colloquialism expressing astonishment, disbelief, or even admiration for any random fact.
Variants include "Beat the Holy man" when in polite company, and "Beat the fuck" when amongst friends.

"Johnny down the road turned his tractor over on the road the other night after drinking 14 pints in the local"
"Beat the Lord Jesus!"

"I went to Africa on holiday, and it was 45C every day there"
"Beat the fuck."

by niamh o'toole March 28, 2008

Beat my meat

When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys😀😀😀

Guys come downstairs I beat my meat

by Daddy daddy bae November 26, 2018

beating your dick

How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?

*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"

by makinpizzasbro420 June 30, 2014

Drop Beats Not Bombs

The sickest custom drums ever! Anti-war, peace promoting website for all who love music! Is that you?

Dude you've never heard about Drop Beats Not Bombs? You gotta google it!

That dude from DBNB is my nigga!

by HulaBuNGalo July 5, 2009

Beat some Ass

an exclamation. Something yelled when it's time to beat or kill people for fun.

Johnny: I don't like the look of that guy.
Barry: you know him?
Johnny: not at all.
Barry: Well, looks like its time to beat some ass.

by AbeLanket July 14, 2011

Irregular Fuck Beat

Irregular Fuck Beat, or IFB, is a very off rhythm or IRREGULAR beat of one person giving it to their partner in the bedroom or where ever he and she may find it appropriate to bang.

*knockknockknock knock knock knockknockknockknock*
Dude do you hear that?
Yea wtf is that?
Not sure lets find out.
(in hall way outside of bedroom)
*knock knock knock knockknock knock knockknockknock*
Oh thats just He and She.
She did tell me earlier that He had a really bad IFB.
ifb?
IRREGULAR FUCK BEAT
ooohh ok, at least move the bed away from the wall so others can all sleep.

by nbfootball3624 August 14, 2011