Meat Mushroom

Slang Term referring to the male genitals.

Hurry up in there. Whats taking so long are you playing with your Meat Mushroom.

by FOTI OZ January 21, 2010

Meat Drops

the white juice secreted from the meat hook-semen

When I broke off tha meat hook in you babys mamas snapper,her thighs were dripping with tasty meat drops,she devoured like a hungy ho.

by joe da man June 11, 2006

goo-meat

The love handle blubber that overflows from the sides of overtight low-rise jeans on a woman.

Check out the the goo-meat on that skank, doesn't she notice that crap hanging out when she greases up her thighs and slides those pants on?!! Gross...

by Dr. RoXX December 7, 2006

chode meat

Chode: A penis thats wider than it is long.
Chode Meat: The meat inside a chode.

MMMMMM MMMMMMM........this chode meat is delichious.

by ShakeyJakey September 29, 2007

merk meat

1. someone who gets killed alot
2. another persons ragdoll in a video game

merk meat is a new player, or a noob with poor skills

by DaRealDrJ069 March 21, 2008

Manufactured Meat

A phrase used to describe any overhyped, zero-talent 'celebrity'. Usually rises to alleged stardom with the aid of sleazy sex tapes, obnoxious behaviour in public, leeching off someone else's celebrity status, petty crime or extremely questionable dress sense. Another sickening product of an entertainment industry hell-bent on pandering to a worthless generation of drooling, slack-jawed morons.

"I don't even bother watching regular TV anymore. Too much manufactured meat."

by Bugzapper May 12, 2013

meat pirate

The act of resting a man's fat belly upon a woman's eye.

Refer to Jim Jefferies.

It totally killed the mood when he pulled a meat pirate.

by smallzmcgee February 6, 2014