Cow

Your mother

Your mother is a cow

by anonymous February 21, 2022

cow fapper

the process of being morbidly obese and masturbating at least five times a day.

"i got molested by a cow fapper"

"damn that sucks ass"

by adjnadfjfdau February 28, 2023

Cow Patty

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.

Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home

by thatausguy July 23, 2019

cow

1. An animal
2. A term used for a 'fat' person

pls dont say this to people

'your a cow lol'

by eheTeNandayo? November 14, 2021

Cow

Is cow

Cow is yum.

by Dapoggster October 4, 2023

Battle Cow

A heavyset, and extremely angry woman with protruding nipples who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way who may prevent her from exacting revenge.

That woman took out six cops, four pit bulls and a rabid, deranged librarian to seek revenge on a 7-11 store owner, who cheated her out 60 cents because she bought the wrong flavour of Doritos. “Now she is a serious Battle Cow!”

by anonymous October 22, 2023

Cow Ass

The buttocks of a cow, usually in the round to topside area of steak meat.

-What's that you're eating?
-It's the Cow Ass, cheaper fattier meat.

by Pistolsatdawn February 9, 2012