Noah Joseph Rust

Noah Joseph Rust is an autistic monkey who's not locked in at school and is failing with all F grades

Noah Joseph Rust touched my willie

by NekoNeo March 14, 2025

Noah

Noah, also called Atze, is a friend who pulls out a gun if shit happens.

Guy 1: Brat, give me the money
Guy 2: No fucking way, Noah come over.
Girl 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9: Omg

by BigTPump March 8, 2022

noah lackey

A person (usually a man) that attracts every girl he passes in a sexually intimidating way. He is the sexiest man on earth.

Wow! Bro look at that noah lackey!

by Cade morevil May 28, 2019

Noah

The skinny-legend of Mr.Grennan's physics class. He's read the other definitions and knows he's a total catch...but only in 3 mounts, when he turns 16. BUT DONT MENTION HIS BROTHER OR ITS A NO GO

daaaammmmnnnnnn, good things come in small packages, just look at Noah.

by NGCANL March 4, 2019

Noah Malonga

One of the best friends you could ever ask for. He’ll make you happy whenever your down. If you ever meet a Noah in your life then your lucky.

“Did you know Noah Malonga scored 15 against ONL” “Nah but I’m sure he went crazy

by sir.dd_33 November 23, 2021

Noah and Destinee

The hottest couple you will ever meet. Noah is funny and such a goofball and Destinee is loving and passionate. they make the perfect couple

girl 1: Noah and Destinee make a perfect couple

by Jill–24 May 8, 2022

Noah

A Trinidadian who knows everything about everything

You cannot correct him because he is a noah.

Darius is ah real noah boy.

by Sighty Ranks May 28, 2019