Noah

He is very picky about what he wears or buys he is a completely selfish guy. He is not so picky about sports but he will break your heart and just leave you like why did you want to be with me if you are just going to going around breaking girls hearts like I think it is time that you try your own gender see how that goes and then you can break their hearts and stop breaking gurlz's
Noah is a completely selfish guy
by rose_love131897236 August 05, 2019
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He has the biggest dick and he will make your body shake during sex over all he is very kind and loving with a 9 inch dick to make you feel better
Noah is a loving person
by John marstone December 09, 2020
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Noah

A guy who is addicted to the taste of underaged children, it is scientifically proven that this creature is part whale as it is obese.
Give that Noah a bacon sandwich.
by Lexi gabriella August 17, 2022
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If a man could be beautiful, it would be him. Head to toe, Everything about him, I am absolutely in love with. He will hold you gently even if you don’t deserve it at all. He is incredibly loyal and intelligent. He has the cutest little freckles all over his face and prettiest eyes I wish I could stare at forever. He is the man you want to Fall in love with and keep in your life.
I want a Noah.”
by Joechurro May 20, 2022
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Noah is a man of the bible.
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by Yocwantssmoke November 23, 2021
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Noah is a angry piece of dumb shit who yells at a Xbox and a tv for getting sniped in the face with a bolt then getting grounded by his Turkish mom and and his little brother gets to play so he rages even more he also goes to Spanish class in school and snorts crumbled smarties cuz he is smart
Why are you such a Noah
by Weirdboijames March 27, 2019
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