smell butts

Popular, one-on-one childrens game in which one player lies on his back and pulls his knees to his chest, while his opponent gets on his knees and smells his butt. The object is to quit as soon as your butt gets smelled, and/or before you have to smell a butt.

"Hey Mikey, you wanna play smell butts? OK, you go first"

by Pete Bergie January 7, 2008

Butt monster

An alternate name for a demon (or "pinky demon") in ID Software's original Doom game series.

Blood and viscera flew everywhere when I attacked the group of butt monsters with my chainsaw.

by Timotheus325 January 21, 2009

doodoo butt

Untrained dogs with idiot owners that have no purpose and piss and shit everywhere.

Get that damn doodoo butt off the dining table!
Take that doodoo butt outside before it shits in the hallway and smears it all over the wall again!

by Sue808 March 16, 2018

Brownie Butt

When your shit comes out like brownie batter and is usually smeared all over your butt cheeks. After the initial ten wipes it becomes very apparent when you have brownie butt. Typically taking several trips to the bathroom throughout the day to be fully cleaned.

dude 1: "You alright bro?"

dude 2: "No, I've had brownie butt since lunch."

dude 1: "Get a wet towel and take care of that shit."

by Timothy Burr January 8, 2008

butt party

A group of usually non-commissioned members (enlisted), in charge of operating the targets at the end of a firing range.

Damn it, Sergeant Dick put me on the butt party.

by Fearbeforeme October 30, 2009

Butt Probe

1. General name for an object used to manually explore the "butt".

2. Any otherwise innocuous object repurposed to insert for torture of a deserving individual.

Someone should post that Civi’s new Legendary mace would be best used as a butt probe….. on him!

by TheSoLOthers October 13, 2009

Butt hole

The butt hole OF PLEASURE. Any object can be put intoor out of. Painful, but pleasurable.

I put mine in that BUTT HOLE last night.

by Emmaly December 16, 2010