matthew deboer

a good bloke but an odd guy the same animal but a different beast

matthew deboer is washed at siege

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Matthew Thompson

a sex god

dammm you were like Matthew Thompson last night in bed

by chingaman12345 May 19, 2021

Matthew

A fucking canabalistic cunt who eats his grandma’s booty for breakfast.

Matthew, the canabalistic cunt is a coon with a Virginia on his head

by Crust crab rapist February 4, 2019

ivy matthews

a girl who eats everything on this planet yet super picky. pasta lover and farts. ATON. she’s athletic and probably plays soccer or basketball.

yo hey ivy matthews when’s ur next game?

by ur mom!!:) May 10, 2021

Matthew

Lemme just start off by saying this man is hella sweet bro, I’d take a bullet for this guy, he might have a lisp and all but who cares, he be pulling bare shortys, he expresses himself in a different ways some ways may be hurtful but that’s just the way he expresses himself

Look at that Matthew over there. He's so handsome.

by sweetermanbro January 23, 2020

Pull a Matthew

Pulling a Matthew means sending nudes you got to other people or selling them

A: Dude, why are all your nudes leaked?

B: My ex-girlfriend pulled a Matthew.

Pull a Matthew

by ksnsnsn June 2, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is one of a kind. He has Sandy blue eyes and is to DIE FOR! AND I MEAN TO DIE FOR! He’s a really fast runner and is most of the time thinking about this one girl, called Jess. Her actual name is Jessica but, people always call her Jess for short. Only when she’s in trouble she gets call, JESSICA!

Josh:Omg, Matthew isn’t that the girl Jess/Jessica I was talking about?
Matthew:Yeah, she’s amazing!

by The love at first sight February 14, 2021