magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.

*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."

by realisttttt January 23, 2013

Jack's Magic Beanstalk

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.

Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?

by !@Nn34 March 03, 2022

magic dance

"You remind me of the babe" One of the awesome music tracks sung by David Bowie

"Magic Dance" You {remind me of the babe. What babe? babe with the power

by Sea Pirate Jolly September 19, 2017

magic schoolbus

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and take a shard of meth and shove it in her asshole with your thumb like your honking the horn, similar to driving the schoolbus

Last night when I was fucking your mom I fired up the old magic schoolbus.

by CrazyEyez September 30, 2023

Magic School Bus

A marijuana blunt with crushed xanax inside

You want to throw in on this magic school bus?

by Big Jate December 11, 2017

Magic School Bus

A sex position usually used in orgys. It involves a man or woman (with a strap on dildo) to insert their penis/dildo up the anus of the person in front of them, the person with a penis/dildo in them will proceed to insert their penis into the person in front of them. This will repeat until it forms a line.

Hey Steven, want to do the Magic School Bus with Stephen, Claire, Marcus and I?

by BBQ Sauce Dad October 22, 2020

Magic Mist

Magic Misting is the act of shaking out unused precum on your sexual partners face. The term can also be used in reference to cum in general, and sometimes maybe even piss. It has to be the face, though, always the face, and it has to be some sort of penal fluid in general. Females need not apply.

"Dude, did you see how I magic misted that bitch!"

"He magic misted me... It was magical."

by magicmisterrr January 03, 2012