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no nut july

you cant nut starting july 5 to july 30
yo bro its no nut july dont nut!
by floridaboy222 July 5, 2022
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4 July

Also known in another universe as “let’s punch people with cutesy names infinite times till they’re injured” day.
The person getting punched will keep telling you to stop over and over again until you finally realize that you’ve hurt their feelings.
It’s funny to most people but bullying and disrespectful to some who think childish people (including over 18s) should be respected.
Can be done with people whose names are Tommy, Edie, Quinn, Tia, etc.
Braylee: *whistles in the street*
*3 people come with clenched fists*
Braylee: huh?
3 people in unison: HELLO, SOMEONE TOLD US YOUR NAME IS BRAYLEE AND YOU ARE SO DAMN CHILDISH, RIGHT? IF YOU FOUND US HERE, WE’RE GONNA PUNCH YOU BECAUSE IT’S PUNCHING PEOPLE WITH CUTESY NAMES UNTIL YOU’RE INJURED IN A LOOP DAY. TODAY IS 4 JULY 2025.
Braylee: because I’m 15 and have a cute name and… …I’m hyperactive?
Person 1: YES. AND AS WE SAID, IT WILL NEVER END
Braylee: What? NO, please do not do this, or I’ll call my uncle…
Person 2: WE’RE GONNA DO IT EVEN IF YOU TELL YOUR UNCLE ON US.
*the three people started punching her repeatedly*
Braylee: STOOOOOOP, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP YOU’RE HURTING ME, THIS IS NOT FUNNY! THIS IS JUST BULLYING A INNOCENT ENERGETIC PERSON!!
*the three people laugh anyways as they beat her to a pulp even though until she called her uncle*
by shabnamfan2007 September 3, 2025
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Julie

Julie is a selfish and spiteful woman. She is very good at playing tricks and playing dumb in certain situations: Julie, Juilie, Jully…
Julie tricked me into buying a new car.
by Bumberclaat October 13, 2022
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July 3rd

National ask your homie to suck their BBC/BWC day!
Yo homie it’s July 3rd man.

Say less my man ….zipppppp
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1 July

National Boyfriend Pay For Girlfriend's Lash / Nail Extensions Day
' Hey Homie What are you doing on 1 July? Wanna hang? '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '
by horloq June 30, 2024
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July 13

ON JULY 13th
Billy Bob: yeah trump was shot today

Robby: hope he recovers
by Connorisbingys July 18, 2024
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July 29

National give your boy bestfriend a blowjob day.
- Can i get a blowjob?
- No?
- But it is July 29?
- Alright sure!
by weskons July 28, 2024
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