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bear john

A guy who you go out with on a couple of dates and appears to have it together, but then you wake up in the middle of the night and he is cuddling his teddy bear instead of you.
"So how did your date go?"

"Dude, the night was going well until we went back to his room and I saw the teddy bear on his bed. After that I totally had to bounce, I can't end up with a bear john on my hands!"
by boo funny April 21, 2008
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John Adams

Alexander Hamilton: Dang That Guy Is a Such a John Adams
by Satire Zeby March 26, 2019
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Sean Johns

More commonly known as a prison uniform. Usually orange in colour worn by inmates or escapees that can be seen around the Toronto courthouse. Or, wiggers who think its cool to don prison-wear.
Yo man, check out the escapee bolting from the cops in his SeanJeans!
by Dr.D!gs May 28, 2004
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John Gotti

The biggest and best in the italian mafia. May he rest in peace
john gotti is fucking amazing and has the most georgous grand kids
by Ms. Gotti3 September 3, 2005
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John Deere

a company that makes tractors; like Microsoft is for non-rednecks.
"Don't you think you're all special now riding in yer brand new shiny John Deere, bitch."

"I thought the relationship was going well, when out of nowhere she sends me a John Deere letter."
by Nick D April 2, 2003
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John Cena

The current WWE Champion. John Cena's in ring abilty is horrible, and every time he steps into the ring he does the same damn thing. He has been pushed as a Superman, and has a rediculous Win/Loss record. He beats everyone at everything just because Vince thinks he's great. His fans are all either mentally challenged women or children, or homosexual men. Cena Haters (A.K.A Intellectuals) know that every time he defends his title, no matter who it is, he will retain. He has had almost every major character in WWE either tap or lose to him, just because he's Vince's bitch. He is the only wrestler I wish injury or death upon, because he is the reason wrestling is deteriorating.
Cena Fan: OMG YAY JOHN CENA!11!!

Intellectual: Shut up you blastphemous tit, you're just a stupid mark who knows nothing about wrestling.
by SMSmartMark July 22, 2007
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john cena

Really crappy wrestler. His gimmick is a white rapper/some army guy!?!? Don't understand. Any match he is in you know he is booked to win. Don't think he will win Wrestlemania 24 though since he has a movie to promote.
John Cena beat Mark Henry in an arm wrestling match? wtf
by velociraptor March 24, 2008
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