A guy who you go out with on a couple of dates and appears to have it together, but then you wake up in the middle of the night and he is cuddling his teddy bear instead of you.
"So how did your date go?"
"Dude, the night was going well until we went back to his room and I saw the teddy bear on his bed. After that I totally had to bounce, I can't end up with a bear john on my hands!"
"Dude, the night was going well until we went back to his room and I saw the teddy bear on his bed. After that I totally had to bounce, I can't end up with a bear john on my hands!"
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Get the John Adams mug.More commonly known as a prison uniform. Usually orange in colour worn by inmates or escapees that can be seen around the Toronto courthouse. Or, wiggers who think its cool to don prison-wear.
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Get the John Gotti mug."Don't you think you're all special now riding in yer brand new shiny John Deere, bitch."
"I thought the relationship was going well, when out of nowhere she sends me a John Deere letter."
"I thought the relationship was going well, when out of nowhere she sends me a John Deere letter."
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Get the John Deere mug.The current WWE Champion. John Cena's in ring abilty is horrible, and every time he steps into the ring he does the same damn thing. He has been pushed as a Superman, and has a rediculous Win/Loss record. He beats everyone at everything just because Vince thinks he's great. His fans are all either mentally challenged women or children, or homosexual men. Cena Haters (A.K.A Intellectuals) know that every time he defends his title, no matter who it is, he will retain. He has had almost every major character in WWE either tap or lose to him, just because he's Vince's bitch. He is the only wrestler I wish injury or death upon, because he is the reason wrestling is deteriorating.
Cena Fan: OMG YAY JOHN CENA!11!!
Intellectual: Shut up you blastphemous tit, you're just a stupid mark who knows nothing about wrestling.
Intellectual: Shut up you blastphemous tit, you're just a stupid mark who knows nothing about wrestling.
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Get the John Cena mug.Really crappy wrestler. His gimmick is a white rapper/some army guy!?!? Don't understand. Any match he is in you know he is booked to win. Don't think he will win Wrestlemania 24 though since he has a movie to promote.
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