Brazilian Circle Jerk

When a bunch of Brazilian men jerk each other off in the back of a van.

Dude did you see that Rick Moranis looking dude by the hardwood floors van. He’s the guy who leads the Brazilian Circle Jerk in back of that hardwood floors van.

by Va Jay Jay Sinz October 26, 2025

jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.

Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.

by plappypie November 8, 2025

Utah Terk and Jerk

The Utah Terk and Jerk is when a male shoves Deer jerky in his asshole, then the female uses a 13.4 inch strap to shove it in further. The female stretches open his virgin hole enough where the female can eat the now shitted on deer jerky. Act 2 is where the title comes from, In which the male Jerks his cock in front of a turkey for good luck.

I Did the Utah Terk and Jerk last night, It was wonderful!

by Cockniggalicker6969 November 8, 2025

Jerk search

The act of trying to find a male partner while out at the bar.

"Let's go jerk search tonight."
"We met on our jerk search that other night"

by ayeitsbrobro November 17, 2025

Jerked in

To be dialed in, focused, also could be used as hooked up in a VIP situation.

"My boy has a skybox at the garden, the staff delivers him drugs, if you go to the game with him, he's got it all jerked in."
"Is this taken care of? Don't worry about it, it's all jerked in."
"What's up man? I can't talk right now, I'm all jerked in."

by nellsyeah November 23, 2025

Matcha jerk

Matcha Jerk: A sexual act involving manual stimulation of a penis while sprinkling matcha powder onto it. The motion and friction turn the powder into a paste, which is then used to prepare matcha tea and consumed by the person performing the act.

"I gave my man a matcha jerk yesterday and it tasted great!
"I heard she is the best at giving matcha jerks"

by Cashmoneytyrel January 6, 2026

circle jerk

It is the act in which more than one person engages in jacking each other off as a form to relieve their sick fetishes.

"Yesterday, Ronnie and I engaged in a circle jerk."

by maddoxtheflavorfulcarror January 17, 2025