Juicy Jerk

A sex act in which the performing or receiving male ejaculates prematurely to overly lubricate his member.

'Last night Jenifer was giving me and old fashioned and I couldn't stop pre'ing in her hand. It sounded like she was juicing a lemon. It truly was a juicy jerk.'

by Beadlover November 1, 2017

jerk float

When you and your friends joke flirt but don’t know how to speak

Me and you “Jerk Float”

by girlqueenbabepussypopfantastic May 24, 2024

Jerk

Jerk is the third derivative of position with respect to time and respectively second derivative of velocity.

Is at least the acceleration of the expansion of the universe constant. And if not, is its jerk constant.

by Saposto November 30, 2016

jerk work

1)A job so easy (usually manual labour,or a low paying,underappreciated position) that any jerk can do it.
2)My job.

My company's full of people,doing nothing but jerk work,all day.

by Motòrfred August 16, 2019

El Salvadorian jackal jerking

when you put a piece of paper down your urethra and jerk off constantly until the entire paper is dissolved

bro did you hear that James was El Salvadorian jackal jerking for only 30 minuets

no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper

by end me42069 April 18, 2025

Jerking Off in 4k

To do something absolutely meaningless, but do it big or be extra about it.

"I don't know why he's doing all this. He might as well be jerking off in 4k."

by FoxFae March 5, 2025

Jerk

- The rate at which the acceleration of an object changes in respect to time
- The first time derivative of acceleration (velocity/time, m/s^2), second time derivative of velocity (position/time, m/s), and third time derivative of a position vector
- Denoted as j, its units are m/s^3
- Followed by higher-order time derivatives Snap, Crackle, and Pop because physicists are awesome
- Also a word one might use to insult someone else’s unsavory personality

Random Person: You’re a jerk
Nerdy Jerk: hahathejokesonyouyoujustcalledmeachangeinaccelerationovertimeandIdonteventakethatasaninsult

by Mr. Kholi October 5, 2021