Human pipe

When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.

Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?

by Poshing May 8, 2019

sacred pipe

The act of a man laying in front of a woman with his legs spread. The woman is sitting between his legs her feet are coressing his testicals while she is giving him a blowjob using both hands and mouth. So a combination of feet coressing, hands stroking, and mouth sucking amazing ness.

After a long day the man requested the sacred pipe from his spouse and she obliged him.

by HK&A3511 April 3, 2023

Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.

Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022

Stove-Piped

when you get something hot stuck up your ass (sexual implications)

Omg, Did you hear that Maria got stove-piped by Josh in the bathroom at lunch. God thats gotta hurt-

by fuckboi-sanders December 8, 2015

Wrong-piping

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.

The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.

After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.

by Wrongpiper December 23, 2011

pipe bomb

weapons the two 1999 columbine high school shooters used. Eric and Dylan learned how to make pipe bombs and made 99 of them. they made 2 milimeter pipe bombs and put them in the lunch room but failed to detinate

"YOU GUYS ARE GONNA PAY NOW" eric harris said right before setting off a pipe bomb

by Bathtimety1er April 10, 2019

Blair pipes

to have sex with, sexual relationship

he was going to blair pipes with her saturday

by anal gland September 23, 2022