Brownie Butt

When your shit comes out like brownie batter and is usually smeared all over your butt cheeks. After the initial ten wipes it becomes very apparent when you have brownie butt. Typically taking several trips to the bathroom throughout the day to be fully cleaned.
dude 1: "You alright bro?"

dude 2: "No, I've had brownie butt since lunch."

dude 1: "Get a wet towel and take care of that shit."
by Timothy Burr December 20, 2007
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Butt monster

An alternate name for a demon (or "pinky demon") in ID Software's original Doom game series.
Blood and viscera flew everywhere when I attacked the group of butt monsters with my chainsaw.
by Timotheus325 January 21, 2009
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Dicks in the butt

A semi-undercover attempt to still say that someone is acting, has just said something or is "gay", "gay as hell" or "gay as fuck" without saying gay.

**Best if used when in a situation where it may not necessarily be the most 'acceptable' to say that someone is acting or has just said something 'gay as hell' or 'gay as fuck'.
Dude, WTF?! Did you just see that shit?

Hahahaha...ya fool...that was Dicks in the butt
by weezy_beezy May 12, 2009
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butt-fuggler

somebody who smuggles things across national borders in thier lower intestiene.
dude, could you butt-fuggle my bicycle into canada? if you could, you'd be a champion butt-fuggler!
by flanagan April 27, 2004
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butt party

A group of usually non-commissioned members (enlisted), in charge of operating the targets at the end of a firing range.
Damn it, Sergeant Dick put me on the butt party.
by Fearbeforeme October 30, 2009
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smell butts

Popular, one-on-one childrens game in which one player lies on his back and pulls his knees to his chest, while his opponent gets on his knees and smells his butt. The object is to quit as soon as your butt gets smelled, and/or before you have to smell a butt.
"Hey Mikey, you wanna play smell butts? OK, you go first"
by Pete Bergie December 18, 2007
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doodoo butt

Untrained dogs with idiot owners that have no purpose and piss and shit everywhere.
Get that damn doodoo butt off the dining table!
Take that doodoo butt outside before it shits in the hallway and smears it all over the wall again!
by Sue808 March 16, 2018
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