A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*
Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"
Billy: "At least 4"
Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"
Billy: "At least 4"
by boingyplunk January 24, 2024
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Alex: Did you know that "sexathon" is a word according to the Urban Dictionary?
Robert: How is that in the dictionary?
Robert: How is that in the dictionary?
by manoftheweirdwords January 30, 2024
Get the How is that in the dictionary? mug.No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
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Get the A man who knows how to fuck mug.The girl will like you if she's known you for a decent amount of time and can't help but smile whenever your near. You may think she doesn't like you because she denied it once but in reality she was too embarrassed to say the truth. She will look at you any chance she gets and loves when you make her laugh. Girls like if you defend them and talk to them even if it's just to ask them for a spare pen. The smallest things matter. Shoot your shot or hint to her.
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Ask her out
hint to her ALOT
find something to talk about
explain mot
Ask her out
hint to her ALOT
find something to talk about
explain mot
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