Gamer Rule 2964

Use banners in Minecraft as waypoints on your map.

A: You have to use banners so we know where our pigfarm is.
B: Wait, what do you mean?
A: You can use banners on maps you dumb fuck.
B: *brain explodes*
A: Thats gamer rule 2964.

by MinekindHD October 23, 2019

gamer abortion

When a female douches with Mountain Dew after sex to avoid getting pregnant.

OMFG Kaylee, are you pregnant !?
Yeah, my gamer abortion failed. I think try Mountain Dew was flat.

by IndigoBlossom August 4, 2019

lob gamer

if you catch most fades or just play a lot of lob games people (specifically people from leagues) call you lob gamers and they use it as an excuse for being absolutely shitty.

(In LF testing, Legendary Football, and Football Fusion)

Jail: yo leg you a lob gamer fosho you keep catching everything tossed your way..

legflowing: yk I been playing for a couple years now i got this shi down.

by Dior Sokel December 28, 2022

Gamer

Mathias

Mathias is so cool. he must be a gamer

by bababruh September 30, 2020

sChOOL gamer

The guy who takes his pc to school to play Fortnite.

Guy 1: oh you're such a sChOOl gamer!
sChOOl gamer: STFU im playing Fortnite.

by Potetus March 8, 2018

Gamer milk

Haha funnt boob milk

Lmao gamer milk
Lol

by Jord3 September 10, 2021

Gamer Zoned

When a person (typically female) is incapable of having romantic feelings for another, as they are too attached to them as a “gamer friend”.

Friend 1: Will you be my Roblox gamer gf?
Friend 2: Sorry, I can only ever see you as a Gamer Friend

Friend 1: Did... did I just get... Gamer Zoned?

by Wezaurd Man August 21, 2020