Fuck Logic

What you answer when someone asks about something completely illogical that happened.
Fred: I don't give a shit.
Chris: Well, I don't give a shit about your shit either.
Fred: You mean the shit that I don't give?
Chris: Yup.
Fred: So basically, you don't give a shit when I don't give a shit? That doesn't make any sense.
Chris: Well, fuck logic.
by emceedeejay January 10, 2015
mugGet the Fuck Logicmug.

mint as fuck

The phrase explains how great something is. Only in use to describe the best things.
That party was mint as fuck
by the mintiest . August 3, 2011
mugGet the mint as fuckmug.

buffer fucked

when the streaming pauses during an online video in order to load, causing severe frustration for the viewer
Scenario: Two people watching an online video

Person 1: Awww, that shit is gnarly man!!!!

Person 2: Oh no way, brah! This video is sick!!!!

Person 1: This is so cool. Wait. no, nO, NO! ... FUCK!!!

Person 2: AWWWWW!!! BUFFER FUCKED!!!!
by Professor Lomeson Moremlet December 17, 2010
mugGet the buffer fuckedmug.

fucked around

In general, to do everything but the intended purpose of the task planned.

1. An unspecific way of saying one engaged in sexual activity but not necessarily have intercourse, or penetration. To make out and play around, but not fuck.

See mess around.
2. To engage in unproductive activity to avoid doing something more productive. To avoid doing something but keeping yourself busy doing something else.
See malingering
1. "Did you hit it yet?" "Naw, we just fucked around."
2. "I was supposed to do my paper three days ago, but fucked around and ended up turning it in late"
by mr_runabout2 February 21, 2011
mugGet the fucked aroundmug.

fucked up

1. when you've made something so bad and broken it cannot be fixed. 2. when you/someone knew it was getting worse but did nothing about it andnow its too far gone to be fixed. 3. when something is so completly awfull/disgusting, that it makes you sick to think about how you let it get so bad, or let it happen at all.
"my life is so fucked up."

usually accompanied by "shit" or "im sorry"
by ledzep_cry July 13, 2009
mugGet the fucked upmug.

fuck half

Describes a woman's body from the waist down. This is where the vagina is located, hence the term "fuck half". Usually referred to when a woman has an excellent waist to hip ratio, i.e. a tiny waist, wide hips, thick thighs, and a round juicy bubble butt.
"Damn! Did you see the fuck half on that broad?"

"Hell yah! She had that proper thickness!"
by subversive_darkness February 25, 2009
mugGet the fuck halfmug.

Bastard Fuck

A person of very few moral scruples.
That lawyer is such a bastard fuck.
by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004
mugGet the Bastard Fuckmug.

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