Fred: I don't give a shit.
Chris: Well, I don't give a shit about your shit either.
Fred: You mean the shit that I don't give?
Chris: Yup.
Fred: So basically, you don't give a shit when I don't give a shit? That doesn't make any sense.
Chris: Well, fuck logic.
Chris: Well, I don't give a shit about your shit either.
Fred: You mean the shit that I don't give?
Chris: Yup.
Fred: So basically, you don't give a shit when I don't give a shit? That doesn't make any sense.
Chris: Well, fuck logic.
by emceedeejay January 10, 2015

by the mintiest . August 3, 2011

when the streaming pauses during an online video in order to load, causing severe frustration for the viewer
Scenario: Two people watching an online video
Person 1: Awww, that shit is gnarly man!!!!
Person 2: Oh no way, brah! This video is sick!!!!
Person 1: This is so cool. Wait. no, nO, NO! ... FUCK!!!
Person 2: AWWWWW!!! BUFFER FUCKED!!!!
Person 1: Awww, that shit is gnarly man!!!!
Person 2: Oh no way, brah! This video is sick!!!!
Person 1: This is so cool. Wait. no, nO, NO! ... FUCK!!!
Person 2: AWWWWW!!! BUFFER FUCKED!!!!
by Professor Lomeson Moremlet December 17, 2010

In general, to do everything but the intended purpose of the task planned.
1. An unspecific way of saying one engaged in sexual activity but not necessarily have intercourse, or penetration. To make out and play around, but not fuck.
See mess around.
2. To engage in unproductive activity to avoid doing something more productive. To avoid doing something but keeping yourself busy doing something else.
See malingering
1. An unspecific way of saying one engaged in sexual activity but not necessarily have intercourse, or penetration. To make out and play around, but not fuck.
See mess around.
2. To engage in unproductive activity to avoid doing something more productive. To avoid doing something but keeping yourself busy doing something else.
See malingering
1. "Did you hit it yet?" "Naw, we just fucked around."
2. "I was supposed to do my paper three days ago, but fucked around and ended up turning it in late"
2. "I was supposed to do my paper three days ago, but fucked around and ended up turning it in late"
by mr_runabout2 February 21, 2011

1. when you've made something so bad and broken it cannot be fixed. 2. when you/someone knew it was getting worse but did nothing about it andnow its too far gone to be fixed. 3. when something is so completly awfull/disgusting, that it makes you sick to think about how you let it get so bad, or let it happen at all.
by ledzep_cry July 13, 2009

Describes a woman's body from the waist down. This is where the vagina is located, hence the term "fuck half". Usually referred to when a woman has an excellent waist to hip ratio, i.e. a tiny waist, wide hips, thick thighs, and a round juicy bubble butt.
by subversive_darkness February 25, 2009

by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004
