French Hot Tub

When a man pisses in a girls mouth and then she proceeds to place his nut sack in her mouth as she gurgles the piss.

Person 1: Hey man, how was your spring break.
Person 2: Oh it was great, Vanessa gave me the good ol' French Hot Tub.
Person 1: Nice, it always relaxes my balls after an honest day's work.

by Sage919 March 21, 2019

French fry nigga

When a person dodges gunshots or counterattacks at such unimaginable speeds

“You can’t hit me I’m a French fry nigga”

by Mikeokslong July 24, 2022

secret french uncle

secret french uncle in your attic, that's the way you know how to fluently speak french at age 10.

you have a secret french uncle in yur attic

by ekkekekekekekke69420 September 30, 2021

French Toast Season

Times of emergency when the first things to fly off the shelves in the grocery store are bread, milk, and eggs

Is it any time between May and October in Oklahoma? You hear sirens?Looks like French Toast Season at Walmart!

by Big Baze September 12, 2018

French kissing Hades

when you eat something really spicy and your mouth burns

That Mexican pizza was like french kissing Hades

by Candied Cupcake July 8, 2014

french third base

A term used for doing anal sex with your partner

"Did you shag her last night"
"Yeah, we went to French third base"

by myasssparkles April 5, 2017

French lavender farm

Code word for Brothel in French alps where titty fucking is most common.

I’m going to work at a French lavender farm don’t tell my parents

by Frenchy789 October 7, 2020