Babel fish

The Babel fish is small, yellow, leech-like - and probably the oddest thing in the universe. It feeds on brain wave energy, absorbing all unconscious frequencies and then excreting telepathically a matrix formed from the conscious frequencies and nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain, the practical upshot of which is that if you stick one in your ear, you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language: the speech you hear decodes the brain wave matrix.

"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

by Dr. Sago October 11, 2019

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Liagiba Fish

A fish that is still a fish

Wow! Abigail is such a Liagiba fish

by Sysxyxgdheueios August 6, 2020

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Huss fish

originates from the word hussy but the male version

Look at that Huss fish over there

by 11:11dmb March 26, 2021

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Flirty fishing

Flirty Fishing (FFing) is a form of evangelistic religious prostitution practiced by female members of the cult Children of God, currently known as Family International (TFI),12 from around 1974 to 1987. According to some sources, hundreds of thousands of men were "fished" before the practice was discontinued.3

Being out numbered because I won't just such anyone's dick!
Pimp daddy get your hoes to do the flirty Fishing.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 3, 2019

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