garbage family

A family, or group of people, living in squalor and is content with their decisions that have led them to what may seem to be an unfortunate situation, but it is actually one that they are perfectly content with.

I've been to their place, it's amazing how gross it is, yet how happy they are; they're a garbage family.

by chance_conflict April 30, 2024

Family Tubby

A "Family Tubby" is something you give and/or receive from a family member in a bathtub. Giving a "family tubby" primely composes of bathing and caressing a younger family member (mainly a sibling) in a bathtub without remorse or regret after the fact.

"Diego, did you really touch your sister inappropriately when you were bathing her, she's only 5!"
"Well, yes, I did, but it was only a Family Tubby!"

by ylftlf August 18, 2023

Barr Family

The Barr crime family (pronounced buh-are) is an Italian-American Mafia crime family that dominate organized crime activities in Ohio, and have friends in many other states in the United States, within the nationwide criminal phenomenon known as the American Mafia. The group, which still has their first boss in charge, is named after the boss who goes by 'Cap', who has been boss of the family, which was founded in 2016. The group's operations go from New York, Florida, and California, but the main place is Ohio. Its illicit activities include distribution, racketeering, gambling, loansharking, extortion, money laundering, prostitution, fraud, bookmaking, and fencing.

The boss who guys by 'Cap' and capo who goes by 'Fatty J', both play Playstation, to find new members.

Jimmy - Hey.. Did you talk to those weird guys last night?

Tyler - Uhh you mean the "Mob" guys, the ones saying they are in the "Barr Family"?

Jimmy - Yeah... What the f**k is that? They play PS4. Lol no way they are actually real! I think I pissed them off too.

Tyler - Yeah, what idiots!

(Knock at the door)

Jimmy - Be right back, someonee at the door.

(This might be a joke and it might not be...)

by Anonymous5726 May 7, 2022

Dugger Family Trip

A variation of the shocker...
Ten up front

Ten in the back

This slut let me do everything to her, the rocker, the shocker, the spocker, the heart stopper, the minivan, and even tge dugger family trip

by Brzana August 13, 2017

Doorman Family

quite possibly the most batshit insane family ever conceived for an animated web series. originating from GLITCH Production's Murder Drones, the family consists of 3 main members:

Uzi Doorman: mentally unstable edgy teenager with a knack for powerful technology. also kinda killed god.

Khan Doorman: Father and namesake of the family, builds amazing doors but is quite possibly one of the worst fathers ever.

Nori Doorman: Mother of Uzi, was presumed dead for years until her core was found by N in the mines beneath Cabin Fever Labs. Tod Khan to build the doors and warned of the Murder Drone's imminent arrival. also, somehow even after being missing for robo-god knows how long, is a slightly better parent than Khan.

Drone 1: Yo, did you see that Doorman kid?
Drone 2: yea, she's lost it.
Drone 1: i mean, doesn't help her dad's a piece of shit.
Drone 2: That Doorman Family is wack.

by CoffeeCrashedtheFirst December 10, 2024

Family

This is the all answering word in the Fast and Furious movies. Why? Because. “Family.”

Random guy: “how the fuck are you driving through space and time, avoiding nukes, and defying physics entirely at once? “
Vin Diesel: “Because: Family.”

by X_Hellfire_X July 10, 2021

Family Con Curse

A bad person in a successful family that begins a chain of bad people.

" That guy! I heard he's a Family Con Curse!"

by aestheticweeaboo January 30, 2019