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Depression

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by YetiMayhem134 May 5, 2018
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postreadum depression

The sinking feeling of silent crisis received when finished with a really good book, story, or possibly a story-oriented video game. Symptoms include:

1.) Revaling in the enjoyment gained, followed by blank staring and feelings of emptiness
2.) The extreme urge to simply lie on the floor face-down and do nothing with your now pointless self
3.) Consistent pondering on what the heck you're supposed to do now.
4.) Lacking the want to start another project without maximum hype because nothing could replace the joy you were immersed in.

Most cases can be solved through quiet pondering and forcing yourself to find another outlet

In extreme cases, talk through it with a pal: Discuss the ups and downs, how it affected you, ultimately helping yourself move on. There's other things that will come into your life and give you that sense of wonder!
1: What are you doing?
2: Wallowing in self-pity. I finished that book and now I am nothing.
1: Dude, I went through postreadum depression too, after I finished Portal 2. Don't worry, it'll get better
by the_laziest_bone January 25, 2017
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Postmyspace depression

The old days of Myspace where you could do just about everything to make your profile suit you. Customization, the dgafing on the old site was fun. But then a horrible genius decided to fuck up Myspace and everybody left to Facebook. Now many millions of kids are left reminiscing on the good ole' laughs they would have. And start to develop PostMyspace Depression.
"Damn I just came down with Postmyspace depression....this sucks cause no one will ever move back to myspace."
by Goreedoll October 20, 2012
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Vaginal Depression

Vaginal Depression - When a girl hasn't had sex in a long time and her vagina becomes depressed.
-Hey Melissa when was the last time you had sex?
-Omg like 2 months ago, I have really bad vaginal depression right now. My doctor gave me Vaginalin to help it.
by Quan Master Flex July 23, 2012
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Facebook depressed

A bout of depression expierienced after reading facebook posts about how awesome all of your friends lives are in comparison to your own. This usually happens after reading about life changing events like marriage or the birth of a child, reaffirming all your suspicions that you are getting left behind.
Girl 1: aww did you see her new baby on facebook? Thats her third one! Aren't youguys the same age?

Girl 2 :yeah we are, thanks for rubbing it in, like im not already facebook depressed!
by Mylifestinks2020 October 25, 2011
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Depression

When your not OK because you just cried yourself to sleep last night... you went to bed thinking, and knowing that your worthless. You woke up this morning hoping today will be a good day but like every other day it probably won't turn out to be the best day ever. See your tired of waking up to find out that your worthless and that you won't make it through the day without crying at least 2 times. And sadly you can't do anything to fix that sadness. But through time, people with depression have learned to hide it with a fake smile. And that fake smile is the reason why nobody suspects a thing. So they just continue to hide it until one day all of that sadness brakes you down and makes you feel like your not worth it, and you don't deserve to be on this planet. And then it eventually reaches a point to were you just want to end your life, right that second.
Boy 1: I don't think im supposed to go through depression at the age of 13.
Boy 2: Neither do I.
by Dododododoo :) November 24, 2021
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by NotHecker#3231 May 20, 2023
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