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Cow

The most legendary animal to have every gazed this planet. it has the perfext life. eating sleeping and givin milk. fat, cute and simple. the cow is just a cool thing.

Black AND white yo this animal is made for us daym humans. it is godly and resembles that everyone are equal.

a cow is the best
Man that guy is complex, what a cow
by GamezIQ_YT February 27, 2020
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Cows and pineapples

All that is ever on her mind, just cows and pineapples never anything else no matter the circumstances
"Hey what is on your mind you seem stressed"
"Man all that is there is cows and pineapples"
by I_is_hooman July 17, 2021
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cow milk greeting

It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.
Yo bro we were doing the cow milk greeting and I got milked the shit out of!
by BigSloppyMcGayBoi May 6, 2018
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Cow Piss

How some foreigners misheard the Romanized name of the popular Japanese drink Calpis which is Karupisu, A soda made from milk.
Steve: Hey Joe, Do you have any drink that we can have for our pajama party
Joe: How about some Cow Piss?
Steve: What's a Cow Piss?
Joe: A Soda that is made from milk and is similar to a bottle of Ice Cold Vanilla Coca-Cola but looks more like a yogurt drink
by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes January 26, 2021
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City Cow

City Cow
noun | /ˈsɪt.i kaʊ/

Definitions:

1. A cow that lives in or is adapted to an urban environment.
"The city cow knows how to dodge taxis and graze on rooftop gardens."

2. (Slang) A person who behaves awkwardly or out of place in a modern city setting, especially someone from a rural background.
"When Lars showed up to the tech startup in boots and a cowboy hat, they called him the office’s city cow."

3. A humorous term for a trendy or fashionable person trying to live a 'farmcore' aesthetic in the city (e.g. wearing overalls, growing herbs on a balcony).
"Jenny's latest Instagram post featured her as a full-on city cow, watering basil in denim overalls."
🐄 Literal or Humorous Imagery:

1. "We were walking through downtown when a literal city cow strolled past the coffee shop like she owned the place."

2. "The farmer brought his prize-winning cow to the city parade—now she’s basically a celebrity city cow."
👢 Slang for a person out of place:

3. "Mark tried ordering a latte at the tech café but didn’t know what oat milk was—total city cow moment."

4. "At the fashion show, I felt like a city cow in my thrifted flannel shirt and muddy boots."

🌿 Urban farmcore aesthetic:

5. "Her apartment looks like a barnyard Pinterest board. She's a full-on city cow now, just missing the bell around her neck."

6. "He installed a chicken coop on his Brooklyn balcony. The neighbors just call him the neighborhood city cow."
Bonus (Joke/Cartoon style):

7. "Why did the city cow cross the road? To catch the subway to her yoga class."
by 404LifeFound August 3, 2025
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Cow Pattie

When a girl rides you cowgirl style while you shit in the toilet, while she shits between your legs
The drink was spike with laxatives and viagra so we had to hit a cow pattie
by Basket1 May 22, 2025
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Milking the cow

A male is on all fours while a women is pulling his erect panic like milking a cow all the while a cup is under the mans dick some when he nuts in to the cup the women then proceeds to drink it
Last night my girl was Milking the cow so hard
by Man baby 2224 December 9, 2020
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