G'cow 

Its a type of biblical prophecy that fortells the early release of my school on may 10th, 2006. It was fortold by jesus that it would be burned in the great fire of chicago in 1965. It was almost burned in the fire of 1871 but thankfully a swedish house slave named mary who liked to cook and sweep and knit little doil'ys.Moses tryed to prevent it but he failed. Mary died trying to save her barrel full of smashed assholes.

In my paper, Im writing about the famous G'cow prophecy which was never fulfilled but hopefully it will be soon.

That G'cow prophecy will really please Allah if we can find it.

G'cow by Voltar (Self proclaimed) Lord of darkness May 17, 2006

Mecha cow 

She who's awfully afraid of huge Reploid dogs from the year 21XX and shows *real tears*

Mecha cow is such a n00b

Mecha cow by EEEEEeeeeee November 27, 2003

brown cow

a form of a charlie horse. to pull off a brown cow, you have to slide down on the strings of a guitar, and when you reach the end of the fret board, lift your hand off and punch someone close by with a lot of power.

during music class, josh turned around and brown cow'd greg right in the arm

brown cow by jordon_guv June 10, 2005

mad cow disease 

My nation on nationstates.net

mad cow disease by Mad Cow September 13, 2003

Snow Cow 

Typically a Female, who always plays the victim or marytr card when something goes wrong in her life and will not accept blame for the situation or own up to their own actions. Often used to describe a large mentality of women (and some men) in the midwest, however does occur world wide.

She says she is 200 pounds because he stresses her out, and therefore she eats. It's his fault she is fat, what a snow cow" or "She won't get a job, now that they are divorced because she says he 'held her back from her goals' all those years, when in reality, she kept getting pregnant. I can't believe he ever married such a snow cow."

Snow Cow by soccerchula July 27, 2010

shit damn cow

afsanahs newest coinage

used to replace "holy cow" and "holy shit"

person1: u hear ure papi chulo bust his teeth
person2: SHIT DAMN COW!!!!

shit damn cow by omg its afsanah November 3, 2003

super cow

a cow with a penial instrument the size of a nose hair:)

hi

super cow by Bill Gates May 6, 2003